Selfie Toaster Puts Your Face on Toast

You submit your own photograph to a specialized website, like this lovely lady above did (the toaster comes with a code to use). Then in a few weeks you are sent a pair of removable stainless steel inserts with your beautiful face cut into them.
Slip the inserts into the toaster and get your face toasted onto bread. You could even spread a little jelly on your hair or make a butter beard. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.